hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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