Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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