Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Bang-toberfest begins!!
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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