Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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