ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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