I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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