well you can't waste a boner
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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