Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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