just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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