Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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