Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
His nipple licking is glorious
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