She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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