love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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