ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
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just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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