Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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