I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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