I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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