I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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