i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
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