i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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