so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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