Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I need to calm my uterus...
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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