Umm I'm too high to move.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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