I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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