dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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