Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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