sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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