just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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