you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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