You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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