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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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