i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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