where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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