It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
foreskin is a definite game changer
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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