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My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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