Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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