I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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