Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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