we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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