i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Semen is not good for contacts.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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