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...so i touched it.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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