On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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