I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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