if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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