Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
God, I missed his penis.
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