I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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