Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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