her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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