We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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