i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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