you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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