I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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