I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
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I should be sponsored by Trojan
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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