So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Come see our sink grown plant.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
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looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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