so that wasnt chicken after all
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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