Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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